goodmorningbeloved:

bardingbeedle:

brandnewfashion:

steve and tony playing the newlywed game with jan & hank, clint & bobbi, natasha & bucky, and then WINNING and jan and clint are super sore losers “BECAUSE THEY AREN’T EVEN DATING GDI”

#bonus if stevetony don’t even WANT to play#they just get roped in#and tony grumbles the right answers while half on his phone#every time he gets one right steve just makes a ‘huh’ face and nods like oh yeah that makes sense that tony knows what i wear to bed#(those fools have been “’platonically”’ bedsharing for weeks)#meanwhile every time steve gets one right tony just smirks at everyone else#but no one’s missing the way he sneaks little awed glances at steve#these idiots are hopeless (via @goodmorningbeloved)

#IORTREUIREUIIOEWNJDSJNDJSK TONY HAS LITERALLY 439058436 BEDROOMS WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY BE PLATONICALLY SHARING A BED DJSKFSDG#IMAGINE THEM JUSTIFYING THAT TO OTHERS……..AND THEMSELVES#‘oh it just. saves a lot of money on electricity’ tony stark; the richest man this side of the globe; says#‘i mean i need someone to wake me up in the morning haha’ steve says; a supersoldier with an unrelenting indestructible 5am body clock#‘well who’s gonna bring me coffee? hahahahah’ tony says as jarvis his butler hands him his 3rd cup of the morning#‘well he runs hot & i like sleeping when it’s warm. makes it cozy haha’ tony; owner of a tower entirely designed to his specifications; says#‘uhm. team bonding?’ steve says.#“HOW THE FUCK IS IT TEAM BONDING IF YOU ONLY DO IT WITH TONY’ clint shrieks (@bardingbeedle)