gomjabbar:

gomjabbar:

just sent this joke poem about goblins to this girl on okc and was
going to follow it up with a message saying “please rate my poem 1-10”
but okc changed it so you can only send one message so she’s received
this ominous goblin poem without any context

Wow Goblins Are Really Good

They Hide Their Green Faces Under A Hood

They Steal Lots Of Coins To Buy Food

They’ll Never Kidnap Me And Take Me To Their Brood

But Man,

I Wish A Goblin Would