Tony, sitting on Steve’s lap: US Weekly says you don’t like me anymore.
Steve, thrusts hips upward: My dick is literally inside your ass right now, sweetheart.
Tony: b-but *moans* do you still like me?
#and then Steve manages not to roll his eyes and instead reaches up and frames Tony’s face in his hands and goes #yes I like you #I love you Tony#and Tony moans in relief and practically comes just from that ( @blossomsinthemist )