steve: leaves a hoodie lying around — tony: Its Free Real Estate

goodmorningbeloved:

bold of you to assume tony would wait for steve to leave it lying around

steve will be lying on his back in the couch swiping through a tablet and tony will stumble into the living room, flop on top of him, and shove his head under steve’s hoodie and practically fall asleep there dead and when steve tries to fight him off tony just blows raspberries into his stomach

“why are you like this,” steve says. tony says steve should have asked himself that before he married him