tony: [points at himself, then steve, then makes lewd finger gesture imitating anal sex]
steve: 😦 he’s trying to tell me to quit pushing his buttons
#steve knows full well that tony wants to fuck but for some reason believes tony is telling him he wants to fuck someone ELSE #tony: wow i wish i had some super soldier dick #steve sighing and turning around to pat bucky on the shoulder in defeat: 😦 take good care of him buck #tony: no i meant one that belongs to someone whose name starts with s #steve looking even more depressed as he tugs sam over by the hand: you two treat him well ok? #sam and bucky who have been together for the past 4 months: steve what the fuck (@goodmorningbeloved )