Dr. Bruce Banner murdering the avengers without even turning into Hulk.
Listen, Tony might snark at you but he cries himself to sleep daily. Meanwhile, Bruce will dismantle you with words and make you question your worth at 3 am in the morning.
“So, is this a kind of ‘Spies Like Us’ situation?”
“First of all, I resent that. Second, this is actually serious and if I so much as breathe a whiff of a Goldfinger monologue-ist I’m calling your babysitter.”
“Okay, Okay, I get it! ‘Be cool, Sodapop’.”
“…Jesus, kid, we really need to update your movie collection.”
There are so many layers of pop culture references in this post I can’t even.