tipsy-tripsee:

osterfields:

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

goodmorningbeloved:

Captain America: Man out of Time, or: on Steve’s last night before he intends to go back in time to save Bucky, Iron Man asks him out on behalf of his boss Tony Stark (have I read this fic before???). Tony proceeds to take him out clubbing, discuss the historical events he missed over sushi, then take them out to the Smithsonian for a private tour and take pictures of Steve poring over the tech. totally not a date