captainevans:

Happy 37th birthday, Christopher Robert Evans! (June 13, 1981)

Our conscious minds are very spread out. We worry about the past. We worry about the future. We label. And all of that stuff just makes us very separate. What I’m trying to do is just quiet it down. Put that brain down from time to time and hope those periods of quiet and stillness get longer. When you do that, what rises from the mist is a kind of surrendering. You’re more connected as opposed to being separate. A lot of the questions about destiny or fate or purpose or any of that stuff—it’s not like you get answers. You just realize you didn’t need the questions.

could steve being incapable of discerning what tony means (even when tony isn’t doing that Obfuscate As Self Defense thing) be the reason why he hasnt slept with tony yet? like tony really could say “steve i want to have sex with you” and steve would be like “there goes iron man being cryptic and sending mixed messages again! surely he meant something else! how could he be attracted to me, after alll? i have to ask natasha about him, he’s so confusing sometimes!”

ishipallthings:

goodmorningbeloved:

tony: [points at himself, then steve, then makes lewd finger gesture imitating anal sex]

steve: 😦 he’s trying to tell me to quit pushing his buttons

#steve knows full well that tony wants to fuck but for some reason believes tony is telling him he wants to fuck someone ELSE #tony: wow i wish i had some super soldier dick #steve sighing and turning around to pat bucky on the shoulder in defeat: 😦 take good care of him buck #tony: no i meant one that belongs to someone whose name starts with s #steve looking even more depressed as he tugs sam over by the hand: you two treat him well ok? #sam and bucky who have been together for the past 4 months: steve what the fuck (@goodmorningbeloved )