jesus christ this bachelor au though. when they do the episode where all the bachelors take tony out on their version of the best date ever and it’s like, peter and thor taking tony to fucking space to see the stars and other planets and alien tech, strange shows tony some alternate universe with knights and king arthur or some shit and t’challa takes tony to wakanda, to the universities and labs and museums. but tony comes home after all that and steve takes him to a diner that steve remembered because tony mentioned he liked the sandwiches there one time.

all they do is just talk, and tony makes steve laugh, and it’s so, so easy. it feels like they never stopped. like they could do this every single day for the rest of time. bc tony doesn’t need outer space, or royalty, or space royalty, he just wants someone that feels like home.

#Steve coming back getting better cleaned up #making Tony drool #THIS IS HOW HE SHOWS UP TO THE BACHELOR AU (@queendophne)

@cptxrogers @ironmess

But now I’m curious between all the ships which one would you choose to be endgame in the bachelor au?! but only if you want to tell us obviously!!

hardyish:

okay so I have given this some thought.

On the first day Stephen and T’challa make a strong impression, but Tony won’t even look Steve in the eye. Eliminated first are Bucky and Loki because Tony might be opened minded and forgiving but he does have some limits.

After a group date making cheeses, Tony declares Bruce the winner of the one on one date for his charming knowledge about microbiology. But the candlelit cheese dinner date is disastrously awkward, and they decide they are better off as friends. Bruce leaves that night.

Quill wins the next week’s dance competition, but that’s overshadowed when Steve and Stephen get into a physical fight on the terrace. Tony yells at them both and then eliminates Steve, who honestly looks like he’s going to cry. The audience are devastated because he was the fan favourite.

The next to go are Thor, Quill and Rhodey, even though Thor did tremendously in the horse riding challenge and Rhodey aced the “How well do you know Tony?” challenge.

That leaves Stephen and T’Challa as the finalists. BUT WAIT! By popular demand, the producers decide to bring back Steve for the finals too. The perfect date challenge is a ball: T’Challa takes Tony to Wakanda to show him the palace labs and observatory and to introduce him to Shuri. Tony considers marrying T’Challa right then and there so he can have this awesome girl as his sister in law.

Stephen takes Tony to another dimension and they bicker about whether magic can be explained by science. Tony finally decides to shut Stephen up by kissing him. It’s pretty effective as it turns out.

And then it’s Steve’s date, which Tony has honestly been dreading. He’s tense and on edge when they first meet, but Steve produces a bag of blueberries with a smile and leads Tony to the old Avengers Tower, of all places. They sit on the landing pad to watch the city lights below, and they talk and talk after a while it’s like they were never apart. When Steve kisses him, Tony knows that he’s made up his mind.

When Steve gets down on one knee and offers Tony a ring inscribed with you gave me a home, Tony realizes that there was never really any other person for him.

goodmorningbeloved:

_{the bachelor: tony stark edition — spotlight on steve rogers & tony stark’s past relationship}

spnaph:

That damn Bachelor AU has taken over my life and yet I don’t have enough time to make a decent comic/fanart out of it

Also ya’ll know Steve’s brooding like the old divorced dad that he is.

(Pretty clear that I’m team Stony on this shit)
((But Tony deserves all the love so))
(((I wish to remake this into a complete comic one day)))

mrsgingles:

go off steve