Tag: bucky barnes

tipsy-tripsee:

osterfields:

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

could steve being incapable of discerning what tony means (even when tony isn’t doing that Obfuscate As Self Defense thing) be the reason why he hasnt slept with tony yet? like tony really could say “steve i want to have sex with you” and steve would be like “there goes iron man being cryptic and sending mixed messages again! surely he meant something else! how could he be attracted to me, after alll? i have to ask natasha about him, he’s so confusing sometimes!”

ishipallthings:

goodmorningbeloved:

tony: [points at himself, then steve, then makes lewd finger gesture imitating anal sex]

steve: 😦 he’s trying to tell me to quit pushing his buttons

#steve knows full well that tony wants to fuck but for some reason believes tony is telling him he wants to fuck someone ELSE #tony: wow i wish i had some super soldier dick #steve sighing and turning around to pat bucky on the shoulder in defeat: 😦 take good care of him buck #tony: no i meant one that belongs to someone whose name starts with s #steve looking even more depressed as he tugs sam over by the hand: you two treat him well ok? #sam and bucky who have been together for the past 4 months: steve what the fuck (@goodmorningbeloved )