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rai-kishi:

MULTI-VERSE SHENANIGANS

(Working on the assumption that they’ve all met/ been in the same room at one point in time or just had one very weird weekend that may or may not have ended with cuddling and … other things.)

  • Natasha Stark (Tony-3490) was voted the most most attractive. Literally. There was a poll and everything – a really unnecessarily elaborate version of Google Forms because all the Starks got drunk (while 616 looked on in fond amusement) and decided that a poll was something they need. Steve-3490 can roll his eyes in exasperation all he wants but everyone knows he’s really smug about it.
  • All the Starks have also unanimously decided that MCU!Tony is the most adorable. They all have a silent pact not to tell him but MCU!Steve knows and he’s also really smug about it.
  • Ult!Cap and MCU!Steve have gotten into screaming matches. At one point they slipped free from the Avenger who was suppose to keep an eye on them and may have tried to duke it out in the gym. Neither of them are really that sorry but MCU!Steve feels vaguely guilty about all the damage  – not enough to stop fighting with Ult!Cap but well, the thought’s somewhat there.
  • No one understands MIT parties until the Avengers walk in on all the Starks in the workshop and catch Nat and Ult!Tony doing body shots off one another. There’s very questionable fruit punch in an Iron Man helmet and apparently it’s the cause of hangovers for literally all the Steves the next day. MCU!Tony gets cuddled by Ult!Cap – he’s very proud. 616!Tony narced about the party because he was the only one sober and because MCU!Steve was turning an alarming shade of purple.
  • MCU!Steve may have been the one to bring up the cuddling … and other things. Steve-3490 seconded. Ult!Cap naturally took the most convincing but MCU!Steve was all for leaving him out of it – they’re still pretty sure he joined in outta spite. Again, MCU!Tony gets cuddled by him towards the end – he’s no less proud of this than the first time. None of the Avengers really know what happened but the common rooms on lock down for the entirety of a day and none of them really want to think about why MCU!Steve walks around wearing smug satisfaction like its a cologne.
  • Ult!Tony locks MCU!Tony outta some of his folders because “Never did like sharing, darling.”
  • There are 254 new weird robots running around the tower by the end of the week. Clint swears there are more than that because there’s one peeking at him from every goddamn corner and he’s caught enough of a glimpse to know that it’s not one that’s been counted but not enough of a glimpse to know what it actually looks like. It pisses him off for weeks.