Tag: gbbo

ishipallthings:

mechanicalstark:

starkrogerrs:

nahkia:

I watched The Great British Bake-off and now I need a stony au of it

tony: so you’re telling me this is basically your mother’s recipe of a classic cheesecake which you’re dedicating to the soldiers that fought in the world war?

steve: yeah

tony, through tears: i love you

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steve: there’s no reason for the buns to be round always

tony: oh honey, my buns are always round 😉

steve manages to royally screw up his cherry pie somehow because life is fucked like that and in pure british bake off fashion tony gives him his whole ass pie and bakes another for himself. the judges (fury and maria you can’t change my mind) are very confused as to why two of the pies taste exactly the same (it was a blind taste test) and the hosts, natasha and bucky, swear that they have no idea why either while in the background tony is grinning and steve is beet red

#tony throws cute pet names and pick up lines at steve and steve goes all red and bites his lip to keep himself from grinning too wide #tony: this recipe calls for a lot of sugar #tony: HEY STEVE COME OVER HERE #ksdfksjldgk #tony passing by steve with hot trays: on your left carrot cake #tony licking batter off his fingers: sweet and smooth like my honey this is what i imagine steve will taste like! #steve going SO INTENSELY RED BUCKY KNOCKS OVER HIS ENTIRE 6 TIER CAKE ONTO THE GROUND WHILE LAUGHING #tony whoops and roots for steve when he’s up for judging even if they’re competitors #i’ve never watched the show but honestly i love this au already ( @bardingbeedle )