assvengers:

“…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?”

“HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT”

omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it

spookymodernjazz:

natasha romanoff is the kind of person who could kill you with her bare hands if she had to but she is also probably the kind of person who would purposely take the squeaky chair and wobble on it and drive everyone crazy