assvengers:

“…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?”

“HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT”

omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it

samrockwell:

When I found out I had to take off my shirt in Teen movie, I panicked and hit the gym. I was like, “It’s going to be on film, documented, for my children to see. I can’t be 140 pounds. I need to put on a little bit of muscle.