spiderman homecoming au where everything is same except steve and tony are peter’s recently separated dads, steve doesn’t know peter is spiderman, and peter gets to be lectured by captain america twice in a day
Tag: superfamily
son tired of dads not speaking
Back with the AA!Superfam fanart!
Or at least, a sketched one
Steve feels so blessed
tony, seething with rage: fucking linda is always talking shit about peter and how he rolled over two days after her baby did at the weekly mommy and me brunch. like congrats, do you want a medal? we can’t ALL roll over a day before the neonate developmental chart says. you know what we CAN all do? get divorced. how’s craig been, huh, linda?— steve, placatingly: you wanna have some chocolate ice cream with edible glitter and pop rocks? — tony, about to cry: yeah i’d like that.
I’m sobbing Tony would DEFINITELY be the dad to be like “PETER STOOD UP TWO WHOLE WEEKS BEFORE YOUR BABY, KAREN” and Steve has to bodily keep him from getting into fistfights at the weekly Mommy and Me bruncheon……….
Steve would be the dad who holds open Tony’s scrapbook of Peter’s Achievements and sighs when Tony points out Peter’s first laugh was right after Peter threw up on Steve so there’s an uncomfortable picture of Steve covered in baby barf…
After Infinity War during which NOBODY DIED, Steve and Tony take some time off
to work on their marriage. Best way to do that? Family roadtrip time!Poor Peter was excited thinking he’d get the chance to bond with his
dads, but instead he’s stuck on most uncomfortable family holiday. It’s
a long drive from New York to LA…–
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