steve and tony playing the newlywed game with jan & hank, clint & bobbi, natasha & bucky, and then WINNING and jan and clint are super sore losers “BECAUSE THEY AREN’T EVEN DATING GDI”
#bonus if stevetony don’t even WANT to play#they just get roped in#and tony grumbles the right answers while half on his phone#every time he gets one right steve just makes a ‘huh’ face and nods like oh yeah that makes sense that tony knows what i wear to bed#(those fools have been “’platonically”’ bedsharing for weeks)#meanwhile every time steve gets one right tony just smirks at everyone else#but no one’s missing the way he sneaks little awed glances at steve#these idiots are hopeless (via @goodmorningbeloved)
#IORTREUIREUIIOEWNJDSJNDJSK TONY HAS LITERALLY 439058436 BEDROOMS WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY BE PLATONICALLY SHARING A BED DJSKFSDG#IMAGINE THEM JUSTIFYING THAT TO OTHERS……..AND THEMSELVES#‘oh it just. saves a lot of money on electricity’ tony stark; the richest man this side of the globe; says#‘i mean i need someone to wake me up in the morning haha’ steve says; a supersoldier with an unrelenting indestructible 5am body clock#‘well who’s gonna bring me coffee? hahahahah’ tony says as jarvis his butler hands him his 3rd cup of the morning#‘well he runs hot & i like sleeping when it’s warm. makes it cozy haha’ tony; owner of a tower entirely designed to his specifications; says#‘uhm. team bonding?’ steve says.#“HOW THE FUCK IS IT TEAM BONDING IF YOU ONLY DO IT WITH TONY’ clint shrieks (@bardingbeedle)
Tag: superhusbands
Stony
“Oh now you’ve done it Stark,” he growls, wrapping his arms around Tony’s wriggling form and sliding downwards. Tony’s eyes bug when he fastens his mouth over a spot just about in the middle of Tony’s stomach, then inhales and blows the loudest most obnoxious raspberry possible on the skin there.
Commissioned from the lovely @beir as a gift for @queendophne to go along with her gift fic from my phenomenal esposa @ilunabarrean – which you can read here!
Have a Happy Stony Valentine’s Day
Kissy AVAC with desperate Steve and business tony for @hellogarbagetime because she seems to be stressed as all hell with her thesis, and whilst SteveTony isn’t the solution to all things, it is the solution for some.
Also, because I wanted to avoid finishing the shading on one thing, by drawing an entirely new thing. At least I finished this one.
See it here on Twitter
“I thought you were gone…”
sleepy morning
OKAY WHOEVER HAS TALKED TO ME FOR MORE THAN 2 MINUTES ABOUT STEVETONY KNOWS I LOOOOVE CELESTIAL NAVIGATION RIGHT?
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Avengers vol 3, #70 (2003)
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