https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/hatsandfruit/99639853978/tumblr_ncu1vvlvYO1tsepns?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://hatsandfruit.tumblr.com/post/99639853978/audio_player_iframe/hatsandfruit/tumblr_ncu1vvlvYO1tsepns?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fhatsandfruit%2F99639853978%2Ftumblr_ncu1vvlvYO1tsepns

cryaotic:

boycottbutterscotch:

i can’t believe i have this on my computer i’m fucking crying

Alright listen.

I’m an amazing singer and those parts where I’m bad you just heard them wrong.

plaidandredlipstick:

the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls“ is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

assvengers:

“…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?”

“HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT”

omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it