I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that
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My dad: “So if your pronouns are they and them, how should I refer to you when I brag about you? My daughter? My son?”
Me: “Mom’s just been calling me her kid or her child.”
My dad: “I shall call you…my Eldest Spawn.”
I feel like it’s worth noting that he was wearing a Cthulu t-shirt when this happened.
Tony Stark on Kelly & Michael (part of the superhusbands au)
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