Tag: this is cute

ishipallthings:

mechanicalstark:

starkrogerrs:

nahkia:

I watched The Great British Bake-off and now I need a stony au of it

tony: so you’re telling me this is basically your mother’s recipe of a classic cheesecake which you’re dedicating to the soldiers that fought in the world war?

steve: yeah

tony, through tears: i love you

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steve: there’s no reason for the buns to be round always

tony: oh honey, my buns are always round 😉

steve manages to royally screw up his cherry pie somehow because life is fucked like that and in pure british bake off fashion tony gives him his whole ass pie and bakes another for himself. the judges (fury and maria you can’t change my mind) are very confused as to why two of the pies taste exactly the same (it was a blind taste test) and the hosts, natasha and bucky, swear that they have no idea why either while in the background tony is grinning and steve is beet red

#tony throws cute pet names and pick up lines at steve and steve goes all red and bites his lip to keep himself from grinning too wide #tony: this recipe calls for a lot of sugar #tony: HEY STEVE COME OVER HERE #ksdfksjldgk #tony passing by steve with hot trays: on your left carrot cake #tony licking batter off his fingers: sweet and smooth like my honey this is what i imagine steve will taste like! #steve going SO INTENSELY RED BUCKY KNOCKS OVER HIS ENTIRE 6 TIER CAKE ONTO THE GROUND WHILE LAUGHING #tony whoops and roots for steve when he’s up for judging even if they’re competitors #i’ve never watched the show but honestly i love this au already ( @bardingbeedle )

codeflaws:

bruce: tony?

tony: yeah

bruce: why’d you buy 500 roombas from best buy

tony: that was all they had

bruce:

tony, watching all his new robo babies: they’re doing so well!! good job guys!!

reioka:

You know how some kids from certain religions or abusive households go off to college and that’s their first experience trick-or-treating on Halloween, being taken by their friends who were like you’ve never??? Gotten to dress up and get free candy???? Well WE’RE DOING IT NOW.

Well. Tony goes off to college and he overhears Rhodey and a few of his AFROTC buddies talking about whether or not to dress up for the party they’re going to (will girls think they’re cool or lame if they do?) and he tries not to bother Rhodey when he’s with his older friends but he can’t help it, the questions are bursting out of him. “What did you dress up as? Did you really get free candy? Was it fun?” And he knows he’s done something wrong because all of them are staring at him silently, so he looks down at his feet and mumbles an apology and starts to leave, but one of the guys grabs his wrist before he can and softly asks, “You never got to go trick-or-treating as a kid?” “No,” Tony admits, which isn’t really a lie–he’d gone trick-or-treating once, maybe, but he was too young to remember it. He does remember Ana unwrapping a tootsie roll for him.

So Rhodey and his friends forgo the Halloween party they were invited to, and instead drag Tony out to pick a costume (“No, you can’t be a sexy cat.” “Sexy cats have no gender, Rhodey!” “You can’t be sexy until you’re eighteen.” “Oh.”), get all made up (they decided on going as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), and go trick-or-treating. A couple of the older boys go on ahead, playfully complaining that Tony is too slow, but really they’re just going ahead to ask people to please be nice to the main group because the fourteen-year-old has never gotten to trick-or-treat before. Tony has the time of his life, and he chatters so happily as he bounces along in front of them, endless energy from the excitement. “This was so fun! If you guys don’t like Good and Plenties I’ll trade!” The older boys just watch him fondly, smiling.

(And then Tony drags them up to a sorority house to trick-or-treat and they’re mortified up until Tony says, “They brought me trick-or-treating because I’ve never gone before! Aren’t they nice?!” And the girls just ‘aw’ and melt with fondness over these guys taking their friend trick-or-treating for the first time.)

((“I’m the best wingman so you can just give me your Good and Plenties,” Tony tells them seriously once they’ve all got dates set up with the sorority girls. They all obediently drop the candy into his jack-o-lantern bucket because holy shit, he’d done that on purpose. He really was the best wingman.))