It wasn’t until weeks after Tony found the stray cat that it started talking. Tony was in shock at first when his new friend talked back, growling that his name was Bucky and not Lazy Bum, That Cat, Shithead or any other of Tony’s terrible temporary nicknames. Bucky only speaks to Tony as of now, joins him whenever he mixes new “special cocktails” and smack talks his ingredient choices.
“If you could please keep that rancid snout of yours shut, I’m trying to help you here.”
I watched The Great British Bake-off and now I need a stony au of it
tony: so you’re telling me this is basically your mother’s recipe of a classic cheesecake which you’re dedicating to the soldiers that fought in the world war?
steve: yeah
tony, through tears: i love you
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steve: there’s no reason for the buns to be round always
tony: oh honey, my buns are always round 😉
steve manages to royally screw up his cherry pie somehow because life is fucked like that and in pure british bake off fashion tony gives him his whole ass pie and bakes another for himself. the judges (fury and maria you can’t change my mind) are very confused as to why two of the pies taste exactly the same (it was a blind taste test) and the hosts, natasha and bucky, swear that they have no idea why either while in the background tony is grinning and steve is beet red
I clearly have a fairy godsister in @tonystarkier because omgggggggg Y’ALL LOOK AT THIS GIFT. A commission by the tremendously talented @negativesd09 for my kinktober college AU (that I never thought I’d adore as much as I do). You can find the story on AO3 here.
P.S. The fan art is for Day 11b-13 (or Ch. 12 on AO3).
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