this is what happens when you watch TWS with stevetony goggles on and imagine they’re in an #established relationship and think about how Tony’s name showed up on the Project Insight list (and also pretend CACW never happened)
Women: Wow, look how tall that guy is! I don’t know if he’s new here or waiting for someone
Steve: [wearing mask as armor]
Tony: Stevie save me aaaah!!! Pepper made me approve a ton of documents all day! ALL DAY! Without any rest! Am I not the boss of this company?! Am I?!??!
Captain America’s task: comfort the poor boyfriend who was stuck in the office the entire day – OBJECTIVE ACHIEVED (1/1)