armoredsoftie:

tony as a stay at home dad trophy husband is such a good tier like imagine pepper comes back from a business trip on dubai to tony cooking italian with harley while peter helps morgan with her math homework, tells him she just signed another multimillionaire contract because she knows tony’s going to spend that money on clothes and lingerie, and possibly another trip to disneyland with the kids

maladictive-moved:

you cant convince me that clark and diana don’t take every opportunity to inform people that they ‘trust batman exactly as far as they can throw him’ (which is probably amazingly far) and that bruce doesn’t mutter like a sullen child each time: ‘just you try and throw me’