Tag: iron man

mockingbbird:

“““Tony Stark cares for nobody but himself, never takes responsibility for his actions, never learns his lessons, he hates the Avengers, he’s the Real Villain™ of the MCU”””

striving-artist:

ruffaled:

This fandom constantly underappreciates what a fantastic villain Obadiah Stane was. Don’t @ me or boo me, y’all know I’m right.

yes. and you know why. 

because he was so simply human. 

He was this small scale thing, when it really comes down to it. He wasn’t Red Skull leading Hydra. He wasn’t Loki with the Chitauri. He wasn’t Ultron. He wasn’t this Big Thing™ that had to be stopped to save the whole of the world. He was terrifyingly human, jealous of Tony, using Tony, and making money selling weapons. He wasn’t malicious as much as he was indifferent. He wasn’t a sterotype of evil, he was the kind of evil you can see anyone slipping into. Greed and wealth and out of sight out of mind compounding until he started crossing lines. 

He’s nice, he laughs, he jokes, he’s rational. They didn’t slip into ‘oh he’s crazy’ they just let him be a bad person. They didn’t make the serum turn him crazy. He hasn’t been tortured. He hasn’t been betrayed. He’s privileged. He’s wealthy. He’s greedy. 

He’s human. 

And that’s always the scariest option. 

alstonwiggles:

Rhodey: Okay fine, but we’re turning it into a Hummer. Corvette’s are completely show-off-y, uselss, mid-life crisis cars.
Tony: I’m just going to pretend I didn’t hear that, Honey Bear.

Thank you guys for the prompts and so sorry for the wait! This definitely got a little more intense than my original plan… 😛 But no regrets! Here is the Sciencelings’ attempt at an (ill-advised) birthday present. They tried

kahuna-burger:

Tony in AoU: What if next time aliens roll up to the club, and they will, they couldn’t get past the bouncer?

Tony in IW looking like an unimpressed bouncer: I’m sorry, Earth is closed today.