Tag: iron man

fidisart:

Let me be your soldier
I’ll take the pain for you
When no one else is on your side
I’ll defend you
Let me be your soldier
I’ll carry the cross for you
When you’re down and on your knees
I’ll protect you

Perfect song is perfect, and perfect Stony is even better.

purgatoryandme:

ceasarslegion:

Reporter in the Marvel unviverse: Anthony Stark, well-known as a generous philanthropist, the CEO of Stark Industries, and his alter-ego “Iron Man,” under fire today after a controversial video he posted to his personal Vine account went viral. The short footage showed Stark in the passenger seat of a car, driving by an anti-homosexual rally, repeatedly shouting “I love sucking [expletive for male genitalia]” out of the open window.

A+ Concept, I love it, I’m dying, it’s too good. 

It becomes the hottest new meme throughout the US. Every single time there’s some homophobic rally, Hell, every time there’s a rally held by homophobes whether or not the rally was ABOUT homophobia there’s now teens doing drive-by’s being like “Ahem, this one is for Tony Stark – I LOVE SUCKING [expletive for male genitalia]”. The meme keeps escalating as people find newer and funnier ways to bleep out what they are saying in real time and on Vine. The most popular way? The sound of a repulser charging up.

The whole thing drives homophobes crazy. They hate it so much, it literally has some people trying to create their own counter meme (”I love sucking UP TO JESUS”) that goes very very badly (exactly how you’d expect). So, out of options, they try to sue Tony. 

Everybody should know better than to sue Tony. 

His lawyers tear them apart. There’s an unholy grin on Tony’s face during the entire publicized case – he’s in a rainbow suit. He’s in rainbow shades. He’s wearing a harness over his suit and his shoes literally leave glitter footprints everywhere he goes. His tie says “I love sucking [REPULSER NOISE]”. Twitter goes nuts. A still of Tony from the trial, one where he is sarcastically blowing pink glitter into the face of a woman trying to hit him with a picket sign, becomes a reaction image nobody can resist. You wanna represent how tired you are of homophobic comments? That’s your image. It’s usually coupled by one of Rhodey in the background, military dress uniform smeared in glitter and a blatant glittery kiss mark pressed to his cheek, staring at the ceiling and praying for death. 

the-flightoficarus:

tin-can-iron-man:

knightinironarmor:

anyway i’m fucking dying!!!!! HAHA

(invincible iron man #11)

THERES MORE!

(Jesus christ this is just too fucking good I’m gonna s o b.)

  1. Tony Stark paying for his enemies therapy because he wants them to get better.
  2. Tony Stark doing this anonymously because he knows if the villains knew who was paying for it they’d refuse.
  3. Tony Stark goes to adoption centers when he cant sleep to visit the babies
  4. Tony Stark cuddles the babies.
  5. He holds them because they need to be held.
  6. He gives these babies the most gentle and soothing smile I’ve ever seen in my life and I have no idea how to deal with it look at him he looks so happy and peaceful holding the baby.
  7. The baby is reaching for Tony’s face and that makes it look 10x as gentle
  8. Speaking of gentle, look at how Tony’s holding the baby.
  9. Tony’s birth-mother (who gave up her child to Howard and Maria Stark in this comic universe.) gets to see what a sweet and gentle man Tony is behind all his facades and gets to watch her son smile and cuddle babies.

OH MY GOSH IT GOT BETTER